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07/31/2005: "End of Month Search Phrases"
This month, I have 676 search phrases to wade through, so I'm just going to pull out a few from the top. Most of the phrases are ones I've had before, but there are a few new ones this time:
Looking For Me Or Someone Else:
--moronic larissa
--in larissa
--i love you larissa (Aww. I love you, too)
General Weirdness:
--pregnant chicks and kitty litter (Do you honestly think you'll find serious articles about pregnant "chicks" and the dangers of kitty litter?)
--rate my girlspooping (human fetishes really scare me)
--sexiest butt (I can SO see why that brought people here)
--80 proof sunblock wearer (Ooh, sunblock comes with alcohol built right in now? Point the way, baby! No more of that hassle of taking sunblock AND a case of beer to the beach. I can just drink my Hawaiian Tropic!)
--strange fetish steamrollers
--i want my man to touch my boobs more often
--seriously how scary is space mountain (seriously not scary)
--train molesters blog (people molest trains?)
Writing/Romance:
--spanking romances
--average life expectancy of a writer (I dunno. What's the average life expectancy of someone who sits at their computer and asks weird questions?)
Animals:
--human woman gives birth to litter of puppies (Stop reading the weird magazines at the grocery checkout counter and get a life)
--how do you prevent a dog from mating with its mother (You'd think this would be obvious, but A) separate them, or B) NEUTER THE MALE OR SPAY THE FEMALE
--horses satisfy during mating season (huh?)
Oooh, and check out the list of GH and RITA winners! Congrats, ladies!
