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07/02/2005: "End of Month Search Phrases"

I know, it's July 2nd. I'm a little late with these. Almost skipped it altogether, but there are some real gems this month:

Looking for me or someone else:

little larissa
larissa pies
anna genoese chat interview
jo leigh plotting
paid sex in larissa
alison kent firefly
susan elizabeth phillips spanking
justin guarini blog (I'd pay NOT to read that one)
crazy larissa
katie bryan nude (katie...got something to tell me?)
theresa stevens writer
sylvia day erotic rwa

General Weirdness:

worst romance novel vomiting (as in, reading it makes you vomit? Or is this a new contest? Enter your grossest romance vomit scene...)
well-endowed romance novel
i am an author is this the next big fad
dumbass pictures (I have to wonder if my bio pic qualifies)
my boobs got squished and hurt
i'm a ditz
do most men shave their scrotums
cockroach legs
unlocking your talent for successful writing (if you find out how, let me know)
i rate my ass
enjoy my cameltoe
what the hell is wrong with leos (nothing. We're perfect.)
leos are hot and sexy (that's better)
ski cougars
are you a ceiling fan addict? (No, but I think attending one of their recovery groups would be fun)
how many morons does it take to screw in a light bulb? (73 people found my site by typing that search phrase. What, am I the resident moron expert? No need to answer.)

Animals:

can dogs get pregnant by humans (no, and it's scary that you ask)
doberman egg
when does a purebred need more blood (uh--never, unless they are bleeding to death.)
why is my calico cat so weird (they do say pets take after their owners...)

WTF:

mud stuck fetish
girlfriend bugging pick nose habits
tampon toilet blog
how to slit someones throat instructions
girls pooping
wife eating own tampon

Replies: 10 brave souls responded

on Saturday, July 2nd, Cheyenne McCray said

Ewwwww. Some of those are downright gross. I've had some pretty darn wierd search engine phrases come up on my site stats, too. Sometimes you just have to wonder abut people!

on Saturday, July 2nd, Jill said

LOL, your list is always entertaining ... I got some interesting ones this time too.

on Sunday, July 3rd, Steph T. said

Crazy Larissa, huh? Have NO clue where that one came from.

on Sunday, July 3rd, Alyssa said

Some of these search terms are awful. I have to admit, though, that I'd like to read a well-endowed romance novel.

Alyssa

on Sunday, July 3rd, Larissa said

Chey, I wonder about people all the time! *g*

Jill, you get some funny ones!

Funny, Steph. Real funny. *note to self: go terrorize Steph's blog more often*

LOL Alyssa! I'd like to read a well-endowed romance novel, too!

on Sunday, July 3rd, Lynn Daniels said

Very eye-opening as always, Larissa. Kind of makes me wonder, based on some of those search terms, what posts I've missed.

on Sunday, July 3rd, Sylvia Day said

What's up with you and Cameltoe? Didn't you get that last month too?

on Sunday, July 3rd, Shesawriter said

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Where do you find these things?

Tanya

on Monday, July 4th, Michelle said

Eeeewwww on the dog!!

on Monday, July 4th, Beth C said

My eyes bugged out of my head when I reached the WTF column. Good Lord! Who thinks of these things??