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11/15/2004: "Nuts"

Been a little scarce...hubby is home after 4 months!!!!

Also, my parents are visiting, so things have been busy and will be until around Thursday. I'm going to have SO much writing to catch up on.

I did have to share this, though:

Before Bryan got home, my parents and I decided to extend ourselves a little and try this little hole-in-the-wall Cajun place near my house. It wasn't bad. Excellent rice and gravy.

Anyway, we came outside and my mom says, "Hey, doesn't that truck look like it ran over some guy?"

I look, and there's something dangling from the underside of the pickup. It looks like...well...a scrotum. And I'm thinking, no way. I've got a bad angle. It's some sort of towing thing. Or a big deflated balloon got caught on the tailpipe. Or something.

So my mom, still obsessed by the truck scrotum, tells Bryan about it when he comes home. He picks up one of his Jeep magazines (he's such a dork) and points out an ad for Truck Nutz. No joke. You can BUY scrotums (in all colors, mind you!) to hang on your vehicle. *shakes head* WHO would do that????? I think it would be funny to buy a really obnoxious color like yellow and put them on Bryan's Jeep and see how long it takes him to notice. Hee hee.

Replies: 10 brave souls responded

on Monday, November 15th, Sylvia Day said

LOL!!! I know! My friend who lives in the next town over showed us her neighbor's truck when hubby and I were visiting. Bright yellow and lifted with huge tires, it has a monstrous set of crayon red balls hanging from it!!

on Monday, November 15th, kate said

No. That's too silly. Nope. I thought neuticles were bad enough (for your neutered dog so he doesn't feel too bereft after he's been snipped) This is far worse.

What's next? Bras for cars? Oh, wait -- those exist.

on Monday, November 15th, Cece said

I bet those are really popular in the south.

on Monday, November 15th, Jordan said

LOL Cece! Oh, boys and their toys. I'm actually surprised their not breasts.

on Monday, November 15th, Emma said

I've seen one of those! It was pale pink! The THINGS people do to their cars!!!

on Monday, November 15th, Lydia said

That is just SCARY.

on Monday, November 15th, Wendywoo said

That's just mental!!!!

on Monday, November 15th, Patrice said

Hahahahha, guess these guys gotta show 'em..I GOT BALLS!

on Tuesday, November 16th, Larissa said

LOL--people are SO weird! (I, however, am perfectly normal...)

on Tuesday, November 16th, Warren said

So, now you're starting to see male genitalia on cars. Good thing Bryan is home now to take care of those "needs". These silly delusions that a truck has nads should pass shortly.