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04/07/2004: "Wanna Play Plastic Surgeon (and defile a work of art while you're at it?)"
A friend (thanks, Warren) sent this, and it's just too fun not to share. I actually made the woman good-looking with one click of the scalpel on her nose, two injections of collagen, and a chemical peel! 
FYI--my poor Doggie Bag page is suffering from a lack of updates, but I plan to update it by Monday. I've had the flu for the last couple of days and have been too foggy from cold medicine. Plus, there's a book I need from the local library that I can't go get until I take a shower, which has been impossible thanks to the idiots working on our well. My water is either completely off or hot cocoa brown. Thankfully we have bottled water to drink, but I can't wash clothes, dishes, or anything else.
What's really fun is that I had a load of laundry going when the well shut off, so when the water came back on the washer filled with muddy/rusty water and now all my clothes are brown. And yes, they were whites.
This sucks!
Replies: 6 brave souls responded
on Wednesday, April 7th, Warren said
And after all the crazy crap I write in your blog you still find a nice thing to say about me. Sucker! But seeeeriously, glad you liked it. A friend sent it to me at work and you know the line of work I'm in makes you a little sick-o/wack-o. So you actually made her better looking without the breast inhancement? How is THAT possible? Oh crap, I hope Gloria Steinem isn't reading this. LOL!!!!!
on Friday, April 9th, Lydia said
The site is down. :-( But it sounds cool!
Anyhow, sucky-sucky about the water! We have community water, which means no wells that we have to maintain.
on Friday, April 9th, Lydia said
Ooooh... You typed the link in wrong! Got it now.
on Friday, April 9th, Larissa said
Oh, crap! I'll fix the link. Thanks for letting me know, Lydia!
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